What the?

I was checking out the 2010 Smith snow goggles on their website and came upon this Smith Heiress. There's another guy's goggle like this too.

What the HELL? Why the dreamcatcher? Yeah, I totally need one of those... I sleep all the time while snowboarding and need it to ward off nightmares... this whole gypsy trend is getting stupid. I know that dreamcatchers belong to the Native Americans, but gypsies, being the filthy thieves they are, stole it from them. Bastards!