I submitted another haiku for Capita's Free Goods Friday Haiku contest. The contest doesn't end til Oct 7th, so if you're just now reading this, it's not too late to pen a haiku for free swag! But you're reading this on Oct 7th... you're screwed!
Loveland and Basin
Are racing to open first
Very soon I will shred
I lack a snowboard
My Space Metal Fantasy
Is coming to me
But not soon enough
I need the unicorn NOW
so we can frolic
On rainbows and clouds
In the land of sunshine and
powder and hot dogs
Rainbows are shot far
From the unicorn’s gold horn
Shreddable rainbows!
Instead of pow sprays,
There’s glitter and confetti
Hope you have goggles
See, the S.M.F
Is a very magical
far-off land of shred
Only entered by
Those who have a S.M.F
Very exclusive
Now you know why I
need my S.M.F to go
Ride with UNICORNS!
Now, in other contest news, Dragon Alliance had a facebook contest, whoever put up a picture of themselves repping Dragon that got the most votes ("likes") would win goggles or sunglasses of their choice. Apparently they don't have their shit together, because the page still hasn't been updated, (contest ended on Oct 1) and I'm supposed to be the winner... dang it I want my goggles now!! I hope they give me two pairs for not being on top of their bidnass! Dream big, right? Hehe. I sent them an email inquiring about the contest after failing to capture their attention with my tweets, so hopefully someone sees it and replies and gets all of this resolved! If they declare me the winner, I'm so getting the Rogue Original Gangsta!
Gangsta.
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